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Monday, March 29, 2010

Dale Cooper Says: Stop What Your Doing And Watch These Shows Now!!!


Here are some great British comedies, a few of which are already becoming fairly popular over here. These particular few are the genius-brain-babies of Matthew Holness, Richard Ayoade and Matt Berry!

GARTH MARENGHI'S DARKPLACE
This is fake documentary of sorts, focusing on a controversial 1980s TV series about non other than, Garth Marenghi (Matthew Holness): Doctor, Author, Dreamweaver etc.. Complete with shitty film quality, hilarious overdubs for one character and interviews with the original fictitious cast, including Producer and novice actor, Dean Learner (Richard Ayoade).

MAN TO MAN WITH DEAN LEARNER
Dean Learner, fictitious Producer of Darkplace, chit chatting in his "Mansionette"
"...Live from his luxury penthouse apartment in London's glittering East End, Dean Learner Club Owner, Entrepreneur, and Publisher of high-class gentleman's magazines, invites you to join him for an exclusive Man to Man!"

SNUFFBOX WITH MATT BERRY AND RICH FULCHER
Truly one of the strangest comedy series that I've seen, but still a super funny variety show from exuberant genius Matt Berry and casually cuss spewing American, Rich Fulcher. Matt comes from a long line of affluent hangmen, and is content to sit swilling whiskey in the gentleman's club with Rich. Sounds odd and simple enough, then enter the time traveling door, the repeating theme song and other extremely random sketches in which Matt basically screws Rich over repeatedly in terribly hilarious ways and what's left is something of a loosely coherent stream of sketches..a...snuff..box...of sorts? What can I say? Its hard to describe, but a really interesting look into the twisted genius of Matt Berry, who seems to be in every single one of these shows.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

I'm Making My Lunch!!! Sandwiches Time 99.9FM 1st Show Success!!! Podcast Up Friday 4/2


Last night marked my official return to the Pirate airwaves and what nerdfest it was, clocking in at just under 4 hours! I just couldn't stop spinning and sampling and the next thing i knew it was 1am. I was ecstatic, anxious and frustrated, under-prepared over-caffeinated, trying not to spill my tasty beverage while struggling to find the next record to throw on next because the lame sample I cued up wasn't the right one and it's come to an unforeseen dramatic pause in the movie and its been the equivalent of dead air for the better part of a minute, all the while praying that the CD I cued up isn't thrashed too bad to play. I was so happy. I missed the radio so goddamn much. Thanks to Red Rasta (RIP Downbeat) for showing me the ropes and helping me record this travesty for future humiliation when its finally podcasted. This first episode of Sandwiches Time will be uploaded soon over at Specialagent-Dalecooper.podomatic.com! Its a long name but its worth the finger work I swear. Just follow the link in the sidebar, but i must warn you, there's nothing there yet. This episode will be up by tomorrow and if all goes according to my master plan, there will be a new show podcast every week and world domination will come soon aft....maybe I shouldn't mention the latter part....

Just a quick note: Free Radio Santa Cruz aka FreakRadio celebrated their 15 year anniversary last night. Check out the story on the Indybay news feed.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

酔いや なぜに 無限と美杯 : Intoxicated And Wondering Why There Is Infinity And Beauty!! Dale Cooper Nerds Out On Anime !


Yes yes. Another day grey and gloomy here on the Redwood Coast. All seem to be huddled warm in their respective lairs, a light drizzle in the seabreeze and a fresh pot of coffee bubbling; for me, perfect time to batten down the hatches and prepare to watch some gorgeous ass-kicking Anime. Not that i am in any way, shape or form any authority at all on the subject of Japanese animation. Im a new fan actually. A convert if you will. I had previously gone through every film geeks Asian Horror phase, and I knew my fair share about the rich and super bizzare fare that one might encounter with Japanese live action, but I didn't grow up with Astro-Boy or Gundam, Perfect Blue or Ghost in the Shell as some of my other school mates did and it would take all the way up until i was about 22 to finally watch an Anime all the way through. It took a while, but then I saw the few that were just so beautiful and smart and fun to watch that I couldn't deny it. I fucking loved some of these movies.

Again I must stress my limited knowledge here. I am nothing compared to a true Anime nerd, I just feel compelled to mention a few that I have always liked and some that have recently caught my attention. Im going to try and keep a running review section of new Anime (well, new to me) as well as running reviews of records, movies , nerdlythings etc.

Recently I've stumbled upon some great stuff by Satoshi Kon, who is beyond famous at this point for Anime fans. Most famous probably for the psychological thriller, Perfect Blue (1998), Millenium Actress (2001) and more recently for my personal favorite, Paprika (2006). As i write this Im watching Millennium Actress for the first time, and i just saw an amazing samuri-style fight sequence that just reinforces the beauty of the medium. Each one of his films has an animation style that is bold and vivid, with themes that often blend fantasy and reality, making for some really unique stories and beautiful animated sequences. Paprika is actually very loosly adapted from a 1993 novel by Yasutaka Tsutsui, and remains closest to my heart probably because it was the first Anime that I really wanted to see, really wanted to be good, and it was! It was also the amazing animation, sweet lucid dream sequences and general goofy and fun feel of the movie that got me. Even the music by Susumu Hirasawa was so catchy that I couldn't help but like it. It completely fufilled my expectations of how sweet these movies could be.

Another movie that you should go out and get right at this very moment is Tekkon Kinkreet. Directed by Micheal Arias and based on the Manga of the same name by Taiyo Matsumoto, Tekkon kinkreet has a very unique, almost children's drawing quality to the animation. Its very fluid and gorgeous to look at and if any movie can be considered eye candy this is definitely one of them. We follow the exploits of Black and White aka notorious street gang "The Cats", two orphans battling it out on the streets of decaying Treasure Town, now becoming overrun with young yakuza who just don't do things the way they used to. This movie almost makes me cry every single goddamed time I watch it. Its almost too much. The memory of when my friends and I first saw it, the innocence and beauty of White's view of the fucked up reality to which they are subjected, the overwhelming animation, gets me every time! So sweet you must check this one out. Fun factoid:鉄コン筋クリート"Tekkon Kinkreet" is a child's mispronounciation of Tekkin Konkurito meaning "steel reinforced concrete". Michael Arias is an American-born, Japanese filmmaker who moved to Japan when he was 23. He reads and speaks Japanese fluently and Tekkon Kinkreet makes him really the first non-japanese director of a major Anime.

More to come soon!

Friday, March 19, 2010

HFRA 99.9FM Back On The Air Wednesday the 24th


The antennae is up and the Transmitter is dialed in. Operating at approx. 55 watts, 99.9FM will start up once again this Wednesday the 24th, now with a new an improved broadcasting range. The signal can now be heard crystal clear in the immediate city of Arcata, Manilla, Sunny Brea and even in downtown Eureka. Thanks once again to Downbeat and Rex for fighting, bickering, nagging, and eventually somehow getting the entire studio built. Questions/concerns/gripes/hate/love/free food should be sent to our FaceBook page (become a fan! get a hat!!!....justkidding) or humboldtfreeradio.org. which will be updated soon to include the current schedule and more info.

Make sure to tune in to "Sandwiches Time" with Special Agent Dale Cooper Saturday 10PM-Late on 99.9FM, and check out the new Podcast of the show at specialagent-dalecooper.podomatic.com.

Monday, March 15, 2010

"ALL WE WANT TO DO... IS THRASH! Dale Cooper's Favorite Thrash Albums!!! Part 1


Since HFRA is raiding airwaves once again, i have been driving down the bitter sweet alley, located just this side of the Twilight Zone, aptly titled "Memory Ln." Sweet tunes have always played an important roll in my life. I can remember Mrs. Baldwin's 5th Grade english class, the brunette girl who sat beside me, and how after school I would sit in the sun with my walkman listening to my favorite WEEZER tape, the song Buddy Holly specifically, daydreaming about me and her walking out of class holding hands. We would kiss then part, dramatically pulled apart my our parents' departing cars. That whole latter part in slow motion mind you. I can also vividly remember stealing a FUGAZI tape from by brother, and being addicted to the straight up popiness of Waiting Room and the deep rhythm of Burning. I also remember asking my brother about who sang the song with the lyrics "Those sheets are dirty", thus my introduction to the DESCENDENTS. Its safe to say that my early childhood was steeped nice mixture of Pop and Punk. Early on it was the doo woop 1950's worship of the MISFITS, the melodies of GIVE EM ENOUGH ROPE by the CLASH, which lead to my newer generation pop/punk/fatwreckchords phase. By the time I reached middle school, I would not listen to anything except SCREECHING WEASEL and ALL, two bands who I still listen to constantly. It was really when i saw NOFX at the EL DORADO SALOON in Carmichael that i really made the jump to the new school scene. STRUNG OUT, LAGWAGON, GOOD RIDDANCE, SCREW 32, AND AFI (with WEEZER always in the background) were soon on repeat throughout the misery of high school up to about my junior or senior year. At the time i would hear blast-beats and garbled thrash, muffled by my older brother's closed door, but I would have none of that at the time. It was just hard for me to take seriously, and I needed to hear melody, like i always did before, but i loved the Nofx-style driving drums behind it all also. It was the perfect combo, speed and pop, a delicious caffeinated blend that captivated me for far too long.

Now Enter a 17 year old Dale Cooper, driving to school, listening to DRI for the first time. COUCH SLOUCH did it for me. This is where my love of fast-core started. This was exactly what I wanted to hear, but i didn't even know existed. Hyper-fast drums and super fast riffs, which were essentially simple and poppy, complimented by snotty youthful screaming.

As DRI introduced me to faster punk, PLUTOCRACY was my introduction to the all-out absurdity and brutality of the thrash/grind/hardcore scene. SNIPING PIGZ, actually their 2nd full length "reunion" Lp released in '92, sounded to me like a recording session of Spike and the rest of the gang from GREMLINS and was my first encounter with 625 Thrash.

PLUTOCRACY lead to all the other bands in which drummer/record label owner Max Ward was involved. SPAZZ, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, STOCKHOLM SYNDROME, CAPITALIST CASUALTIES, and my all time thrash favorite SCHOLASTIC DETH, this time with Max Ward on Vocals. Combining everything I love about music, humor, political/social issues, being a Nerd, SCHOLASTIC DETH still remains on step above all the rest. Super fast, distorted yet still skate punky, youth crew style vocals, HIRAX and HERESY worship, songs about coffee and books?!!!? They released only 3 EPs in their short life, before their drummer quit in order to attend Grad School. SHACKLE ME NOT, REVENGE OF THE NERDS and COFFEE CURES EVERYTHING.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Coffee At The Great Northern Podcast: "Sandwiches Time"!!!


99.9 FM Humboldt Free Radio Alliance is going to sail for destinations unknown starting Wednesday, March 24th, with shows running from Wed-Sun. To celebrate I've decided to start podcasting the radio shows over at SpecialAgent-DaleCooper.Podomatic.com. I really got inspired by Downbeat, Rex and Mike Manix, all of whom have produced some really sweet shows; All Hail Downbeat the Red Rasta for his long running, and surprisingly highly listened-to podcast in addition to his years on Pirate Radio. Whatta Guy!

On the first few ships i crewed i did the Blue Rose Variety Show, which now, i think is going to be called Sandwiches Time, just to get a breather from all the twin peaks references, and to spice shit up a little bit, make it fresh, new, for the kids, you know? Sandwiches Time will also have much more than just the radio shows, we're hopefully going to have movie and comic reviews by Jaz Brown, video blog review thingies, movies? animation? who knows where this baby will go!

So if you ever find yourself sucked into the vortex of Arcata, Ca, tune into 99.9 fm Wednesday thru Sunday and check out Local Pirate Radio, and listen to Sandwiches Time with Special Agent Dale Cooper : Saturday nights 10PM-Late. With any luck, the podcasts will maintain a regular schedule in addition to the radio shows.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

HFRA 99.9FM Pirate Radio Has A New Ship!!


Prepare for the glorious, long-awaited return of HFRA 99.9FM to the airwaves of Humboldt County. After one of the longest hiatuses in HFRA history, a cozy studio has been located and a brand-spankin' new ship was built in a day thanks to Downbeat and Tex-Rex. The Pirate flags will be raised and we will finally set sail once again within the month. (How to build your own pirate radio station: coming soon.)

Some have jumped ship while others have been captured and brought aboard and still others hover and lurk amidst the shadows. Here's a partial list of DJs and shows

Charger- "Blast Radius"
Red Rasta- "Reggae Revival" Also visit: reggaerevival.podomatic.com
Toby Baker
John From the Legend
Monster
Rex Everything
Umlaut
Francios the Usurper, whether he likes it or not!
Empire
Special Agent Dale Cooper - "Sandwiches Time"
Skull Shrinker

Plus, in addition to your classic line up, stay tuned for a few rookie DJs and as always, super awesome random special guests! Call in your requests and be put on the Air! Challenge your favorite DJ to a duel or trivia contest with a classy champagne breakfast at Crosswinds on the line! Impress your friends! Fun at Parties!

The Humboldt Free Radio Alliance has been serving the Humboldt Bay Area for over 10 years, surviving stormy seas, sinking ships, crew mutinies, outraged conservatives, an off duty cop who threatened death, two different FCC visits and a fire. Now once again we are ready to party hardy in internationally funkified waters! Within the next three or four weeks, the frequency will be dialed in and we'll see how long we can stay afloat this time. We are operating now out of a vessel which will most likely come to be known as "The Dingy", or "LifeRaftXtremeSupreme", but given the fact that HFRA was effectively dead in the water for a year because we had no ship at all, we'll take what we can get. HFRA needs community support now more than ever. For more info on the station check out

humboldtfreeradio.org


"I think I'm quite ready for another adventure..."
-Bilbo Baggins

Friday, March 5, 2010

Coffee @ The Great Northern: TO THE FUTURE AND BEYOND!


Straight from the Myst-y coast of Humboldt California, Welcome to the Great Northern. This blog was created in the hopes that it might be a fun place to waste time, rant, rave, review records, talk about comics, post/review movies, discuss politics as well as the newest Magic decks, repeatedly and disjointedly muse about classic twin peaks moments and generally have an outlet and forum for all things awesome and nerdy. Its a beautiful excuse to drink lots of caffeinated beverages, pop hyper smart pills, and ramble on like we've always wanted.

Here's some things to look forward to :

Dussledorf's homemade recipes and Hip Hop mix!

99.9 FM Humboldt Free Radio Alliance: Return to the Airwaves Blog

Local shows updates

Links to other awesome blogs

His Hero has guns, and lots of 'em. When the Zombie Apocalypse Hits.... with His Hero is Jon! take that Bear Giles!

Dale Cooper sits down and watches a bunch of badass movies and reads a comic or two....just for you!


What you want more?!! More to come soon!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

I Want To Be INVISIBLE


I started getting into comics in my late high school days. It's true that years earlier I liked the Green Lantern and Alien Vs. Predator when i was still much too young to comprehend the cuss words I forced my poor grandmother to read me, and I also remember really liking another one about Bunny Ninjas in space? Can't remember the name of that one but it's burned in my memory simply because it was the first time i ever looked at and had to deal with an illustration of a cute little bunny who hanged herself. And my older brother's copy of Shredders, a black and white collection of shorts about skull faced skateboarders who did what? Shred. But I really only liked Green Lantern because he was green and my short attention span soon focused on the Intellivision for guidance, so all that early comic book magic was lost to the formless haze that seems to make up the next fifteen or so years of my life.

Things seem to clear up when I was about eighteen or nineteen. On a short trip home from my freshman year at college while arguing with a friend that Lord of the Rings had indeed succeeded in becoming our generation's Star Wars, I came across large trade editions of The Hard Goodbye and The Big Fat Kill. Yup. I hate to say it, but Sin City and Frank Miller were responsible for my decent back into the comic abyss. It really wasn't so much the classic noir style story telling or the machismo, but Miller's undeniably badass artwork. The negative space and sharp contrast, the ink splatter and curves of the dancing girls, the outline of Marv drawn by slashes of rain, every panel was dark and amazing and i couldn't wait to pick up the next book.

That was it. I became a proper comic nerd once again. I soon got my grubby little hands on a copy of Transmetropolitan, thus beginning my obsession with all things Warren Ellis: Fell, Desolation Jones, Jack Cross were my introduction to this hyper-productive brilliant British bastard, and though my collection has grown over the years, im still so far behind in the Ellis catalog, that I have just discovered the sweetness of his online comic Freakangels, let alone read his muscle throbbing Nordic hack and slash, Wolfskin, or checked out Global Frequency, or Doktor Who etc. One day... But I must say that it was those twisted tales of Spider Jerusalem and Derrick Robertson's depiction of his future distopia that really made me realize that comics could do things that movies or novels alone could simply not do. There was such a unique mix of color and poetry. Something about the pacing and and overlaying of ideas and images on top of each other, how time and location could be mixed and played with, how the placement of panels or having no panels at all creates different effects. And because TransMet is really Hunter S. Thompson reincarnate, it showed me that these beautifully goofy books could actually be more, they could be intelligent and thought provoking, they could actually say something of substance while simultaneously making me giddily pee my pants.

Now here me, my little Nerdlingers, for nothing could have prepared my soul for what came next. Once again back in hot as balls Sacramento, Jaz gave me the first trade of The Invisibles. The Invisibles changed my life. Written by Scottish anarchist Grant Morrison, we are introduced to Dane, your typical molotov-throwing, authority hating, super smart English rebel, who just wants to blow shit up. Enter the Archons from the Outter Church, ancient alien-gods from the Anti-verse of conformity, who, with the help of the world's elite, seek to usher in a new era of homogeneous sorrow and consume all traces of freedom and humanity. Now enter King Mob, Lord Fanny, Ragged Robin and Boy AKA The Invisibles, a small band of ass kicking psychic revolutionaries who recruit Dane and show him the world for what it really is. A long epic battle between our anti heroes and the ultimate forces of oppression ensues. Will The Archons be defeated before the new Rex Mundi signals the rule of the Outter Chruch? Is Dane the new Buddha? Will Dane and Boy have sex? When will Ragged Robin and King Mob stop having sex? Is it all really just a novel being written in the future by a time traveling witch? Or are we all just freaking out about our transition to a new higher being when 2012 comes along? This is what the Matrix was trying to be, but couldn't come close to. The series was heavily influenced by Morrisons self proclaimed "abduction" by extraterrestrials, who told him much of the story. (that is 100% true). It is quite possibly one of the coolest, smartest, sexiest and inspiring stories i have ever read and you must discover it also my dear reader. It's that important. It made the great Jake Hawkins begin to study meditation, the occult and the art of mental projection. It weaves history with philosophy and theology and ties a knot with time travel and tantric sex. It has some of the most original and progressive characters ever and most importantly it showed me that what Lord Fanny, the most fabulous transvestite bruja from Rio, said is oh so true: "baby, we can do anything we want..."

More to come soon...

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Ward Churchill Rocks Ukiah Saturday March 13th!

For a short while on Saturday March 13th there is going to be a second reason to go to Ukiah, Ca, besides the enlightening City of Ten Thousand Buddhas!! Native American Activist, Author and former College Professor Ward Churchill is going to be just one of many speakers attending the highly anticipated Cultural Genocide Conference which is being held at Mendocino College. Churchill is speaking in part to fund his continuing legal battles, and also to discuss the impacts of the Marine Life Protection Act which many North Coast tribes believe violates their tribal sovereignty. The Conference is scheduled to start at 9am.

Here's the report from Indybay

http://www.indybay.org/newsitems/2010/02/02/18636799.php

I would say this is pretty much a must-see for all of us here on the North Coast. Its rare that we even get a quality movie to play locally let alone get to see such an accomplished and outspoken political activist speaking directly about a local issue. Go! Go! Go!